When I was growing up, I wanted to be a scientist. A mad scientist, specifically. Frizzy hair, rumpled jacket, magnifying eye goggles. Think ‘Doc’ from Back to the Future. I would discover the unknown, explain the unexplainable, unravel, um, that which can’t be unraveled. Splicing an odd DNA chain here and there wouldn’t have been out of the question because you know, fusing is pretty hip mad scientist stuff. I think Tiffany at Comowater should get an evil genius award for her recent hybrid creation: the Empamosa. ‘Genius’ as in they might be the best thing I’ve ever made. ‘Evil’ in that I made 40 and ate more than half that same night.
Mwa ha ha.